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The Scale That Would Not Die - Jerry is ready to throw-in the Diet Towel. All these weeks - dieting his little brains out, yet the weight scales refuse to budge. And it's so unfair. His wife Eunice did the 'diet thing' with him and she was already dropping unwanted pounds. Females are suppose to lose weight typically slower than males, right? What could have possibly derailed his weight loss plan? Jerry thinks back to the past week, contemplating his daily diet.....

When Cheeseburgers Go Bad - Edna is contemplating ordering a hamburger from her favorite fast food menu as she waits in the long line at the drive-through. Just the junior size, she tells herself as she continues to contemplate. With a healthy smear of mustard over Mayo. And yes - extra vegetables. But....is that small hamburger going to satisfy her hunger for the remainder of the afternoon, she asks herself. Better order the bigger burger. Not too bad in calories, although hefty in fat grams and sodium, she adds to her struggling thoughts, her hunger mounting as the line suddenly begins to shorten. And she's only planning on having the one hamburger.

Beans, Beans, The Musical Fruit - Beans, beans the musical fruit can wreak havoc on the old tooty-fruity; just ask Dieter Ug if you have any doubts.....

Calories in Nuts - Smart Diet Cookies add healthy sources of proteins to their daily diet plans - including nuts and seeds which are also a good source of fiber. As with all higher-calorie foods, the key to keeping calories in check is moderation. And yes indeedy, nuts are hefty in calories.

How Happy is Your Diet House? - Is your Diet House happy or discontent? Is it satisfied with your current daily diet plan? It's important to keep in mind that an unhappy Diet House equals an unhappy Diet Plan. Let's peer a bit deeper into the Diet Mirror....

The Picky Diet Eater - Sad but so, everyone likes different foods AND there are some foods that some people dislike (and in a great way). In fact, some people not only dislike a particular food - but the entire food group! The most common disliked Food Group? Vegetables....

Cranky Just Comes With Age....Not Necessarily - Cranky comes with age. Not necessarily. While some seniors will blame their cranky state on ageing, the blame might better be served on the individual's current health conditions.

Dieting While Tempted by an Apple - A freshly-picked apple is so tempting. And if you don't believe us, just ask Jane....

What to Expect While Dieting - Weight loss brings about so many great, healthy things for the body - and losing those extra pounds is certainly a moral booster! Getting there is certainly a tall hill to climb, and in some events it can be a mighty mountain. However, the results waiting on the other side are certainly worth all the Weight Loss Grief.

This Diet Bites' chart demonstrates a daily diet based on about 2,000 calories with a menu based on the Official Food Group Recommendations. The total calories consumed on this daily diet plan equal about 1,800 calories which leaves room for discretionary calories.

This Diet Bites' chart is also based on the Official Food Pyramid Recommendations and contains the recommended servings. Although all food choices are healthy, the food choices contain far more calories than the chart above.

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The Super Food Diet Planner - Day 2

The Food Pyramid - including a picture of the food pyramid.Day 2 of the Super Food Diet Planner

Breakfast: Ms. Muffin's Eggs - scramble 2 egg whites and 1 egg yolk in a bit of no calorie butter spray, salting and peppering as desired.  Enjoy with 1  English muffin and 1 cup of skim milk. 

Mid Morning Snack: Enjoy 2 apricots and 1 plum.

Lunch Time: Nutter Nanner Sandwich: Spread 2 Tablespoons of peanut butter on wheat or white bread (about 60-70 calories per slice) and lay a sliced banana on top. Sprinkle with Splenda or Equal. Enjoy entire sandwich.

Serve with Sweet Georgia Peach Soup.  To prepare soup, microwave the flesh of TWO peaches OR use 2 cups of frozen peaches and cook until tender in 1/2 cup of water (about 2 minutes on high).  Remove and mash (take care because peaches will be hot).  Add a dash of cinnamon to the juice and stir.  Next, add 1/4 cup of crushed ice and stir until melted.  Add several packets of Splenda or Equal until you reach your desired sweetness.  If a thicker soup is desired, add 1 teaspoon of sugar free peach gelatin mix (Jell-O rocks) to the juice mixture when it is still warm.  You may want to prepare Peach Soup in advance because it's much better cold than at room temp.

Dinner Time: Wheat Pita - Prepare by stuffing 1 whole pita (use the entire pita to make 2 halves) with the following mixture:

1 ounce of shredded skimmed-milk based cheese, diced cucumber, finely cut iceberg lettuce, a few  cherry tomatoes (or diced tomatoes), salt, pepper to taste, diced celery and 2 Tablespoons of drained tuna.  Add 1 Tablespoon of LIGHT Miracle Whip and stir; fill pockets.  You may use regular MAYO but Light will save calories and fat. A TINY dash of celery seed adds a 'restaurant' flavor to the pita.

Enjoy 1 cup of strawberries  blended with 1 cup of skimmed milk and a few packets of no calorie sweetener for dessert.


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Modern Weight Loss contains free diet planners, free diet menus and free diet tips. Our free diet planners are simple with no carbs, calories or fat grams to count and make great patterns for dieters seeking diet menu ideas.

Super Food Diet Planner - The Modern Weight Loss Super Food Diet Planner is based on the USDA Food Pyramid, and incorporates the natural foods that are necessary for optimum health to ensure that your body's needs are nutritionally met.  The Super Food Diet Planner is based on a 1,350 calorie diet, so adjust to your diet needs, accordingly....

Metabolism Booster Diet Planner - How  does a sluggish metabolism affect your weight loss program? In a big WEIGH!Weight Loss, Diet, Dieting, Safe Weight Loss, Quick Weight Loss

Green Thumb Diet Plan - Are you ready to venture out onto The Old Diet Trail in search of healthier vegetation? Of trees loaded with fruit so fresh that it almost reaches out to pinch your 'upper' checks? Wanting to tantalize your taste buds with something light? Something oddly wonderful? Something un-carrot, un-cucumber, un-celery?

Busy Day Diet Planner - If you are one of the millions of busy-day people, you thrive on drilling everything that you can possibly fit into one day. You are generally extremely productive. As a whole, your busy-day-drive impacts society in a positive way. And you may need a simple diet plan to fit into your busy world.....

Fast Food Diet Planner - Fast food doesn't have to be unhealthy. There are many very good choices  to be found - from Chic-fil-A to McDonalds.  The trick is knowing what the leanest choices on the menu are - and to beware of adding extra sauces to the entrees....

Corporate Diet Planner for Executives - The good thing about being an Executive is that you call the cards. The problem is, sometimes you're playing bridge, and sometimes you're playing 'Go Fish' when it comes to the decision-making authority where meal times are concerned....

The Cowboy Weigh - The Cowboy Diet - Dude-e it up for this 3-day diet that's high in protein and lean on those holstered hips. Ride this horse for free while having a rootin tootin time. Grab your hat, your squirt gun and oh yes - your bottle of no calorie butter.  No saddle sores, no tired feet, no rowdy grub. Just three days of Cowboy Diet Heaven minus the off-key twangy guitar. Ready, Roy? Then hop on!

Food Pyramid Diet Planner - A 3 Day Diet Planner based on the food pyramid....

Island Diet Planner - Grab your coconut bra and a pack of stick-on tattoos for those hairy arms because we're going to go Island Dieting...

Full as a Tick Diet Plan - This Modern Weight Loss Plan can keep you feeling full for longer periods of time.....

Please read our Site Disclaimer and remember to always seek the advice of your doctor before embarking upon ANY weight loss plan. If you are pregnant, breast feeding, ill or incapacitated, please do not attempt any diet without your doctor's approval.

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Fried & True - Rocky is not a Happy Diet Camper. He's trying his best to drop five unwanted pounds yet his cave-wife Doris keeps tempting him with her fried wonderments - fried Rex, fried okra, fried zucchini, fried Pterodactyl, fried mushrooms - fried everything!

The Big Diet Cheese - Who doesn't like cheese? For that matter, who doesn't love cheese? Well....we can think of one-something-or-another that doesn't like cheese; our bathroom weight scales. In fact, they react quite nasty in response to Full-Blown Cheese Overload. It doesn't take too much cheese either to send that little red needle from going away from our recommended weight to T-I-L-T.

Burning Both Ends of the Diet Candle - Dieter Ricky stepped on his weight scales, the numbers much higher than he had anticipated. Oh my....those pesky rice cakes had to be responsible.....

 
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